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Krewella: As Wet As You Want It

SISTERS JAHAN AND YASMINE YOUSAF AND PRODUCER KRIS “RAIN MAN” TRINDL EXPLODED ONTO THE DANCE-MUSIC SCENE WITH THEIR PLATINUM-CERTIFIED SINGLE “ALIVE.” PLUNGING INTO THEIR NORTH AMERICAN TOUR, THE CHICAGO-BRED THREESOME FACE AN AWESOME CHALLENGE: HOW DO YOU GRATIFY HORDES OF PLEASURE-HUNGRY RAVERS WITHOUT BEING EATEN ALIVE? HUSTLER: Your tagline is “Making you wet…one song at...

Hong Kong’s 5 Hottest Stars

China—the largest foreign holder of U.S. Treasury bills, bonds and other securities— has blasted our country’s irresponsible spending habits, demanding that the United States “cure its addiction to debts.” Well, many Americans have another addiction—to Asian women. Asians as a whole are notoriously known for three things: good grades, bad driving and alluring, mysterious women....