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My BIG Surprise

Join us as we share tales of titanic dongs and the fearless sex workers who tamed them. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: sex workers are beyond-human superheroes who can do mind-blowing things with their bodies. And while all sizes matter, one wonders what it must be like for one of these...

My Porn, Myself

Arousing, awkward, informative or all of the above? Adult performers and XXX content creators weigh in on what it’s like to watch their own porn.  Watching yourself have sex is a lot like hearing a recording of your own voice: a little weird at first, but once you get used to it you can’t turn...

48 Hours With Sarah Button

Birds, bong rips and butt-banging—step into Sarah B.’s horny, yet wholesome, world. As adult performer lore goes, Australian giantess (6’ 2”) Sarah Button is the Paul Bunyan of our generation: a towering legend steeped in mythology. But unlike her axe-wielding analogue, Sarah’s tall tales are as real as the FUPA (puffy vagina) she loves to...