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December 2024

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HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Scouting for Joy

In many parts of the country, it’s that time of year again—that brief but fattening season when you can’t even do your grocery shopping without gangs of youths besieging you to buy their teeth-rotting wares.  We, know, right? Like there aren’t already enough people with their hands out in the thick of tax season?  Yes,...

HUSTLER Classic: Come on Barbee, Get Real Barfy

HUSTLER PARODY: The ad on this page is not real. It is a parody and not to be taken seriously.  Sometimes getting all dolled up has nothing to do with throwing on your cutest outfit and putting yourself together as best you can for a special occasion.  Case in point: This parody ad from the...

Bucking Cowgirls: HUSTLER Honeys Saddle Up for a Sexy Ride

When it comes to a good time, these babes aren’t horsing around—or are they? Either way, the hot-to-trot beauties below will leave you yearning to take a rough ride. Yeehaw! Hayden Hawkens: Heartland Hottie (June ’12 HUSTLER) Jana Cova: Ride ‘Em, Cowboy (March ’03 HUSTLER) Anna Nicole Does Hannah Harper & Mercedez (December ’03 HUSTLER)...