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July 2024

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Blondes on Blondes II

The fairer-haired among us are often maligned as ditzy, air-headed and flighty. Truth is, blondes aren’t always shallow. They can often be very deep. And wet. And warm. And delicious.  With that in mind, let us celebrate the beautiful phenomenon of flaxen-haired fillies pairing up and going down on each other. Dive in, and enjoy!...

Donald Trump: The Last Laugh

Our long national nightmare is finally over! With Joe Biden being inaugurated as America’s new President on January 20 (as of this writing, anyway), we’re finally rid of the dark, four-year joke that was the Trump Administration.  What better reason could there be to celebrate? In honor of Dolt 45 being kicked to the curb,...

HUSTLER Classic: A Shore Thing

Chances are, as we head deeper into winter, a dip in the water is the furthest thing from your mind—unless you’re the kind of guy who gets aroused by the thought of freezing your balls off.  Even so, there’s nothing to say you can’t warm your bones—or at least one bone in particular—with this look...