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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Carter Cruise

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Carter Cruise, a bright-eyed, blond beauty from North Carolina—which is often referred to as the Tar Heel State but, truth be told, Carter’s heels are probably the last physical attribute we’d notice...

Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. II

Short hair? We care! Sure, we love a full head of long, flowing locks on a hot babe as much as anyone does, the bold beauty of a gorgeous woman with a close-cropped ‘do is a rare and special sight indeed. Go ahead; enjoy these Honeys who dare to wear short hair. And when you’re...

Friday Funnies: White-Collar Comedy

In the mood for some divinely inspired but devilishly dirty humor? Take this, all of you, and have a few good laughs! Today we’re taking a look at the humorous side of the priesthood with some irreverent HUSTLER cartoons. Forgive us, father, but we can’t help cracking up!  “We’re not gonna pray the gay away...