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HUSTLER Classic: High Times

Feel like getting high with a beautiful, filthy-minded chick? Today’s your lucky day. This time out, HUSTLER Classic travels back to the May ’03 edition of America’s Magazine for a deeper look at the pictorial Mia: Height of Perversity.  As the pictures, shot by photographer Clive McLean, made clear, dark-haired beauty Mia was a bit...

HUSTLER Classic: Strap On, Get Off

Two hot blondes. One huge strap-on. And absolutely no reservations.  Travel with us now back to the January 2002 HUSTLER and the red-hot pictorial Dayton & Tawni: Golden Pink, which offered the tale of Dayton, a flaxen-haired beauty who was lucky enough to marry into money—and also fortunate to have her side-piece Tawni, who came...

HUSTLER Classic: Going Native

While foreign travel likely isn’t on most people’s to-do lists for the immediate future, it’s important to remember the many benefits of visiting far-off, exotic lands. For example, it broadens your experience, and deepens your perspective. And you just might end up nailing a superhot native chick in her sweet, sweet ass.  Such was the...