Wonder Woman XXX

Tori Black as Wonder Woman. That pretty much sells it right there, doesn’t it? The clunky plot has something to do with a porn-obsessed Iraqi terrorist landing on the superheroine’s secret island and trying to penetrate American security. It’s hokey jingoism, but who cares? Whatever it takes to get Tori’s titties out, right? That unfortunately takes forever to happen, but there’s plenty of all- American girl flesh to drool over while you wait. Just when you think you’re watching the wrong movie, Tori finally slaps on the star-spangled panties. If you’re a true blue WWE devotee, you’ll yell at the screen: “Hey, where’s the Lasso of Truth? Sacrilege!” Tori manages to make up for that with the kind of superpowers that really matter, at least in a porn flick. (Wait, wasn’t Wonder Woman supposed to be a feminist icon?) This spoof isn’t as funny as it thinks it is, but neither are you. So suck it up, salute Tori’s patriotic crotch and let the fireworks fly!