Who’s Nailin’ Palin #2
By now, the question is who’s not nailin’ Palin? Even though this is the direct sequel to the one that started it all, it is actually the sixth movie in the Nailin’ Palin series, with top-heavy Lisa Ann roaring back, now as the cocksucker-in-chief. Alaska’s booby prize to the world has fucked and sucked her way to the top of the political trash heap, but still finds time to finger herself for the good of the country. While Sarah’s off showing the nation what executive privilege looks like, First Dude Todd does what he does best: cheat on President MILF with a pair of chicks his daughter’s age. Speaking of Bristol, its hard to be trashier than the real thing, but fertile-looking Lizz Tayler gives it the old college try. This sequel may not have the raw shamelessness of the first one, its lip-synching may be shoddy and its attempts at humor may be a few notches below SNL, but it features enough tours of the oval orifice to help you squeeze what pleasure you can out of the downfall of America. Can a porn flick predict the future? Fucking hope not! Order this annal of history now on page 140.