Web Whore

“Your new roommate Stoya is a Web whore!” That line sums up the plot of this standard vehicle for one of porn’s prettiest A-listers. Stoya and her pals do online sex shows out of her apartment, but her roommate and his gym buddies want some non-line treatment, which turns out to be as easy as saying “Hi!” Basically, this is a parade of porn’s palest beauties. (Seriously, how do you stay that untanned in California?) Slender Stoya takes on two cocks like a dual processor, and Alexis Texas’s ass has more bandwidth than Microsoft. (Bad computer puns are a virus. Be alert.) Kagney Linn Karter and Rebecca Blue flesh out the lineup in style, but this is Stoya’s show, so be a fan or become one. “If it’s called Web Whore, why don’t I just watch it online,” you ask? Because that would bring down the entire porn industry, and you would be left to watch only the porn that already exists (which, actually, is more than you could ever watch in your lifetime!). That’s why.