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Victoria and Sandy

Ms. V (Victoria) is determined to set Carla (Sandy) on the path toward success. She invites the wayward student to join her for a series of intense one-on-one sessions. “I’m just not much for book learning,” Carla mumbles. “I reckon I ain’t smart enough.”

“Nonsense!” Mrs. V huffs in response as she removes Carla’s skirt. “You simply haven’t had the right teacher yet.”

Opening her dildo cabinet, Mrs. V purrs, “Carla, my dear, you need someone who can pound knowledge into you. You’re desperate for a mentor who can penetrate your tough-girl exterior and lubricate your mind with thrilling ideas and concepts.”

“Maybe you’re right,” Carla acquiesces as the pervy professor sits beside her on the couch.

“Of course I am,” Mrs. V replies sternly. “Now spread those ass cheeks a little wider.”

Ms. V (Victoria) is determined to set Carla (Sandy) on the path toward success. She invites the wayward student to join her for a series of intense one-on-one sessions. “I’m just not much for book learning,” Carla mumbles. “I reckon I ain’t smart enough.” “Nonsense!” Mrs. V huffs in response as she removes Carla’s...
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