Untrue Hollywood Stories: Oprah

Oprah never looked this good! In fact, the lithe and lovely Misty Stone is such a charmer, you might have trouble indulging your robust Oprah fantasy (at least until the fatsuit finale). Misty is also one of the few porn actresses who can deliver a line with gusto, so she does a decent job as the loudmouth TV maven. The bisexual threeway with Misty and Bella Moretti (as Oprah’s gal pal Gayle) gets our vote for “Favorite Thing,” but there’s plenty of white comfort food in Oprah’s pig-out buffet too, namely Spanish bombshell Bridgette B. (short for bazongas?) and Samantha Saint as a much-better-looking Maria Shriver. Like Oprah, Misty is the alpha female in any situation, so it’s a treat to see that long tongue lap up the perks of her profession in the climactic blow-bang. If you’re a closet Oprah addict, and we know there are plenty of you out there (we’re looking at you, Mr. President), you need to get this.