U.S. Sluts

The title U.S. Sluts implies that this disc is primarily meant for export to foreign strokers with a craving for filthy Stateside chicks. Well, we can’t think of a better amb- ASS-ador than Alexis Texas, with her cheerleader looks and fleshy bod that seems like it was raised on a strictly hormone-rich, genetically modified diet. Plus the doll fucks like the only education she could afford was on the neighbor’s couch. It don’t get more American than that! Her cinerama buttocks are hard to beat, but seasoned pro Phoenix Marie gives it a shot with an all-out double penetration. (Getting fucked in the ass is an important part of American life.) Kagney Linn Karter’s standout boobs are another national treasure, even if some of us prefer Lexi Belle’s cute little natural wonders. Analicious Aubrey Addams completes the all-blonde theme with a bad dye job, forcing us to ask: What’s with the racist, all-Caucasian lineup?! That ain’t the U.S. we know! Like most made-in-the-USA product, this disc isn’t any better than it absolutely needs to be, but you’ll buy it in the hopes that a few sluts and your pathetic handful of bucks will save the economy. Face it, the American century is over. But we’ll always have our sluts!