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Best friends Wendy (brunette Tuesday Cross) and Daphne (Britney Amber) were bored out of their sexy skulls. It was another slow day in their drab desert town. Little did they know shit was about to change— big time.
A dark-gray van pulled into the parking lot of the Korean-Absurdist restaurant where Wendy and Daphne worked. Then three scraggly dudes stumbled through the door and grabbed a table. They each ordered the lunch special: a half squid marinated in the tears of a nun and served in a bowler hat.
“Who are you?” Wendy whispered.
“We’re a Nickelback cover band,” one of the hombres replied. “We’re on a quest to find the intersection of truth and beauty. We need your help.”
“How can we be of assistance?” Daphne asked.
“You girls wanna screw each other in a creepy abandoned house while the whole band watches?” the rocker retorted.
“We thought you’d never ask,” Wendy gasped, grinning from ear to ear.
Wendy and Daphne climbed into the dark-gray van. It rolled forward. The rest is history.
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