Tijuana Street Walkers

You can go down to Tijuana, pick up a bargain meth-whore, take her to a roach-infested men’s room, get nabbed by the local cartel before you get your dick wet and end up looking for your balls in a ditch—or you can just watch this movie! Sure, the first option is a lot of fun, but if you can’t afford the bus ticket and you prefer to be alive next week, this cheap and spicy slice of near-reality porn is a decent fallback. And let’s be honest, if you find Chloe Amour cruising the streets of TJ, you’re in a parallel reality.

Chloe’s dick-bursting tits and ass alone are worth the cover price (being a fraction of what you’ll pay to bribe yourself out of a Mexican jail), but every habanero hottie in this flick is as fuckable as that cutie who came to your door asking you to support the Dream Act. And since we know you place a premium on authenticity, take it from us: This movie is as grimy and sleazy as it should be. (Focus? What’s that?) Don’t end up looking for your balls in a ditch; order this movie instead at 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com.