Thor XXX

Is this version better than the hunk of Hollywood crap that came out a few years back? Not only that, it’s also more historically accurate. Thor was a fucking horndog. He knocked up so many broads before the week was over, they named Thursday after him! Will it make me hard as a hammer? That depends. Are you a fanboy who dreams of cornholing cosplayer Kimberly Kane? Would you trade your soul to get fluffed by SuperMILF Julia Ann? Do you think Alyssa Branch is so obsessed with you, she does porn just to get your attention? Then yes, you’re insane. Final reckoning: This is actually a pretty epic production, with solid craftsmanship and performances all around. We hear the Norse Mythology Meetup has already scheduled a special screening. Look for Stan Lee in a trench coat and sunglasses. Just don’t sit in front of him.