This Ain’t Jeopardy XXX

Here’s the clue: an entertainment genre that flooded Earth in the early 21st century and eventually destroyed civilization. Answer: What is…parody porn?! The first thing about this clunky spoof that will blow your encyclopedic mind is Mary Carey’s boobjob, which should have its own zip code. As the former gubernatorial candidate gratuitously soaps up her button poppers in the shower, she’s spied on by a surly Alex Trebeck (typical selfserving libertarian). Later on, the host gets contractually pampered by Codi Carmichael and a lusciously MILFy Diamond Foxxx. They’ve got plenty of knowledge, but it’s all carnal. (That’s Jeopardy humor.) In a bid to boost ratings, the clues are all filthy, which means that thinking with your dick is a good thing for once. Predictably enough, the video clues showcase some depraved activities we won’t name. (You didn’t think we’d give you the answers, did you?) This ain’t the slickest (or funniest) parody you’ve ever seen, and there are some missed opportunities. (Where’s Clue Crew girl Kelly, for one?) But LFP’s send-up should be a welcome relief from your flashcards.