The Rocki Whore Picture Show

Here’s the perfect fuck-flick for your monster mash. (Just don’t be handing out candy to kids while it’s on in the background.) The original Rocky Horror Picture Show is the warped granddaddy of cult films. It’s also a hilarious sexual revolution parody in its own right, so this spoof is a bold stroke to say the least. jessica drake is cute as Janet, who apparently isn’t the prude we thought she was, since she starts the film by banging Brad in his car. That’s just foreplay to Frank N. Beans’s California castle, where the kids are sucked into a world “few have ever escaped from”: pornography! So true. Full of horny glam girls, silly songs and camp exuberance, Rocki Whore is a fun watch. Yes, the timing is rocky in places, but the stars throw their hearts and bodies into their performances like they’re at a midnight screening. (Drag queens and porn stars have that diva spirit in common.) Mac Turner in particular deserves a hand for his spirited tribute to Tim Curry. Mac’s Frank is still a transvestite, by the way, but Rocki (played by Puma Swede) is all lady. That kills the original movie’s polysexual storyline (along with its subversiveness), but what do you expect from straight porn? (Warning: You still get Ron Jeremy fucking in fishnets.) Let’s have an orgy…again!