The Perils of Being Chesty

Most people assume that a chick with massive tits has it easy. For evidence that bra-busting beauties don’t have the world handed to them on a silver platter, please read the following harrowing accounts:

Aspiring auto mechanic Betty (Jacky Joy) has been desperately hunting for work. In spite of her qualifications, grease monkeys won’t accept the blue-collar bombshell as one of their own. In order to prove that she can handle a tool, Betty seduces a dim-witted body shop owner (Anthony Rosano) and yanks his wrench until the job is hers.

Pretty Polly (Melina Mason) is the CFO of a nationwide popsicle business, but this overpaid babe also has a penchant for wearing slutty clothing. When a cop (Derrick Pierce) mistakes Polly for a hooker because of her outrageous attire, she has to suck and fuck him to avoid being busted.

Finally, meet Lucy (Leya Falcon). Her funbags are always attracting the wrong dudes. She’s dated heroin addicts and serial killers, but Lucy truly hits rock bottom when she screws a Tea Party congressman (Otto Bauer) in a dingy D.C. bar.

We hope you’ll agree: It ain’t easy being big-boobed.