The Justice League of Pornstar Heroes XXX

This one gets points for starting with cheap ’80s-style animation. Cool! Ridiculous wooden dialogue ensues. Are we in for a mutant hybrid between the crappiness of porn and the cheesiness of superhero cartoons? Yes! Roxanne Hall (as Catwoman) kicks off the fuck-a-rama. She rides a bat dick with gusto and takes a dynamicduo penetration courageously, even if the scene is a might impersonal (maybe it’s the masks). Next, Ron Jeremy shows up as Penguin (the stuff of nightmares) and a magical Kristina Rose as Zatanna, who fucks the Man of Steel’s brains out. Other moments of enthusiasm: Andy San Dimas and the leggy (and drooly) Chanel Preston as Wonder Woman. It’s nice to see the Lasso of Truth used for selfish reasons. Also noteworthy: The Superfriends like to slap women with their dicks. Interesting. The wide-angle lens, which distorts like a bitch, is overused, and production values are fairly shitty. But on the whole, this movie is weird enough to charm a cynical porn fan. For comics junkies (a/k/a costume fetishists), it’s XXXmas come early. (Who else would kill to see Mob Boss and Harley Quinn get banged silly?)