The Incredible Hulk XXX

If the idea of a huge, angry man-monster on a sex rampage turns you on, you got a problem. (But we knew that already.) This latest double-disc attempt by porn makers to save their pathetic industry is, happily, based on the TV Hulk (not the overblown CGI movies). Things start off slow with a typical Tori Black moanfest (pretty, but bland), drifting into a random interracial scene (with a non-anal Marie Luv) and a tasty white-meat trio (featuring the always wellcum Alexis Texas). After a bunch more gratuitous genitalia (Lexi Belle in terry cloth shorts is a high point), things finally go apeshit on Disc 2 with Lee Stone doing a decent Lou Ferrigno and the lovely Lily LaBeau sucking the green off his mutant sausage. This flick gets the low-rent feel of ’70s TV right, the cheesy acting is amusing, and the sexual-frustration plot is clever. Most critically, the gourmet talent will take the edge off that undefinable anger that makes you yell at your wife, punch the wall and vote Republican. Let’s face it:We’re a country of Christmas-wrecking Hulks. This parody may be our only hope.