The 3-Way

This movie pairs two of the most cock-stiffening young sexpots in the business: inked-up, underfed hipster darlings Skin Diamond and Asphyxia Noir. They’re fuckpals who run a tattoo parlor. Sounds like the emo girl’s dream, so what’s wrong? Well, since this is a porn flick, they need a dick to get them through their rough patch. Ain’t it funny how all girls in porn are bisexual? This disc is also notable for showcasing both the new black superstar, Skin, and the greatest black fuck queen of the last ten years, Jada Fire. Now that’s bang for your buck. Jada’s more MILFed-out these days, but we’d still sell our grandmothers to hit that shit. And she has the decency to let the fresh meat have what used to be her specialty: the anal standout. Skin takes it in the ass in the kind of scene that makes you wish they’d hurry up with those low-priced clones already. As for the titular threeway finale, it’ll leave you drained and breathless, hence the name “Asphyxia.” The gals even get to do some big acting along the way…or an awkward semblance of it. Hey, Disney, give these girls a TV show. It won’t be art, but it will give a lot of depressed emo kids a reason to live.