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Teacher’s Pet

This little feel-good picture starts with a dead girl in a body bag. But don’t worry, things liven up fast with femme fatale Gracie Glam sparking dorm rivalries over a classroom crush. Director Stormy Daniels elevates her standard smut premise into thriller territory, and Glam, who digs into her lead role nicely, is worth your study time. As for the other student bodies, you would have fucked every one of them in college—stone cold sober.We’ll give Alektra Blue extra credit for getting shoved down the stairs after being splattered with cum (that’s going to raise questions). Bleach-blond moaner Ash Hollywood gets a 4.0 for reminding us of that college bunny we’d like to go back in time to impregnate just once more. But top honors go to the wicked Ms. Glam, who proves that men are suckers for a hot piece of ass that secretly wants to kill them. That’s Behavioral Science 101, guys. If you had paid attention in class, maybe you wouldn’t have gotten your balls chopped off.

This little feel-good picture starts with a dead girl in a body bag. But don’t worry, things liven up fast with femme fatale Gracie Glam sparking dorm rivalries over a classroom crush. Director Stormy Daniels elevates her standard smut premise into thriller territory, and Glam, who digs into her lead role nicely, is worth...
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Ash Hollywood

Gracie Glam, Alektra Blue, India Summer, Brendon Miller, Dane Cross, Michael Vegas, Seth Gamble & Tony De Sergio


Directed By

Stormy Daniels
Wicked Pictures