Taxi Driver-A XXX Parody

PLEASURE DYNASTY. DIRECTOR: GENERAL STONE.
STARRING: JESSIE ANDREWS, MISTY STONE, CHANEL PRESTON, AURORA SNOW, NIKKI CHARM, LILY LABEAU, TOMMY PISTOL, SEAN MICHAELS, TOM BYRON, BILL BAILEY & EVAN STONE.“Are you lookin’ at me?” It would have been funny if one of the naked chicks in this flick had that line, but unfortunately this movie doesn’t try to be clever. This cancerserious “parody” mimics (and butchers) the original masterpiece with dialogue lifted from the screenplay and acting that De Niro would scrape off the bottom of his shoe (which is still miles better than most porn). More importantly, it shows us all the smut Scorsese skipped over, such as why Travis Bickle was always having to clean the cum off the backseat of his cab. Misty Stone and her gorgeous caramel ass heat up the vinyl in the first fuck scene, which is nicely shot for being in such close quarters. The most anticipated twat, though, is teen hooker Iris, spunkily played by Jessie Andrews. (Her age has been boosted to a barely legal 181⁄2 to help you stay in denial about the fact that you’re getting off on child prostitution.) Jessie’s no Jodie Foster, but her blowjobs are probably better. As much as we hate to applaud hack work, we’ve got to admit this ripoff is suprisingly watchable and solidly strokable. If only we could go back in time to 1975 and show this movie on 42nd Street—just to blow Martin Scorsese’s mind!