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Sweet Petite Volume 3

If you’re a believer in big things coming on small packages, look no further than Sweet Petite 3, in which pint-size sexpots have their compact frames put to the test by the rigorous, fleshy inspection of industrial-grade tools. Some of the packages, alas, seem to have arrived slightly damaged. Case in point: lead-off cum-catcher Kimmy Granger, who’s otherwise groin-stirring figure is marred by a glaring constellation of moles. If one were blind, one could dismiss those shortcomings and possibly find an intriguing bit of body-braille to read. But the protrusions prove a distraction for those with a functioning pair of eyeballs. Still, Granger eagerly chokes down as much of her partner’s meat-mast as she can manage and, like a clown car in reverse, welcomes more cock into her bitchditch than seems humanly possible. Flaxen-tressed sexpot Alex Grey ups the aesthetic ante. Her legs part wide with a contortionist’s flexibility as her snatch swallows a dick possessing the approximate dimensions of a Pringles canister. One wonders if Grey has trained her jaw to unhinge as she wraps her pretty, dimple-chinned mug around the monstrous prick she’s been tasked with draining. Auburn-haired Jojo Kiss sports a tight, rubbery backside made for slapping and a set of delectably pendulous tits—delightful attributes that are unfortunately offset by her slack-jawed, cow-eyed stare. Sweet Petite 3 packs big thrills, albeit with some small imperfections.

If you’re a believer in big things coming on small packages, look no further than Sweet Petite 3, in which pint-size sexpots have their compact frames put to the test by the rigorous, fleshy inspection of industrial-grade tools. Some of the packages, alas, seem to have arrived slightly damaged. Case in point: lead-off cum-catcher...
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Alex Grey

Kimmy Granger, Jojo Kiss, Trisha Parks, Mick Blue, Markus Dupree, Jessy Jones & Mr. Pete


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William H.
Jules Jordan Video