Swallowed Alive

Remember when you learned in Bible school that it was a sin to spill your seed on the ground? Well, they didn’t say anything about unloading it into the mouth of a hot chick, did they? Thank Christ for that! This is your basic Jules Jordan interracial fuckfest, which means it’s pretty darn good. Standard-issue cornfed sows Heather Starlet and Casey Cumz get things off to a gulping start with equine stud Lexington Steele. It’s like the most effective penis-extension ad you ever saw. The rest of the disc keeps the gonzo level high, which isn’t hard if you’ve got a nice wide lens and you’re not afraid to use it. Bridgette B. and Alanah Rae will keep funbag fans throbbing, and it’s always mesmerizing to see that much meat disappear into a lady’s anus. Speaking of which, black beauty Leilani Leeanne helps us fantasize about a truly postracial world in which all races (not just Latinas) take it in the wrong hole and act like they like it. Yes, porn can be utopian. That would have been a good last sentence for this review, but we still have to mention doll-faced guzzler Tatiyana Foxx. She may be the cutest spermivore we’ve seen all week.You’ll have some biblical guilt after Tatiyana’s scene, but don’t worry; that’s what forgiveness is for. Heaven here we come!