Superman XXX: A Porn Parody

These days truth and justice are in short supply, so thank porn for the American Way! This might be a Superman parody, but never fear: The focus is on any heroine who can leap a tall dick in a single bound. Lexi Belle, whose mile-high horniness nearly brings down a plane, leads the pussy parade, followed closely by Kristina Rose as the Daily Planet’s deep-throat (and very anal) intern. No kryptonite in this cast! The star power continues with Alexis Texas as the comely Miss Teschmacher and Andy San Dimas, whose turn as Lois Lane finally helps us get over Margot Kidder (thanks to a creepy forced-sex scene with Zod’s evil trio). In the obligatory Superman climax, Lois gets the inside scoop on why he’s called The Man of Steel. As porn parodies go, this one’s above average, with moments of near-comedy and a good try at capturing those cheesy late-’70s costumes and special effects. Tired of bending steel? This disc will give your bare hands something else to do.