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Supergirl XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

A couple of thoughts pop up like an awkward boner while watching Supergirl XXX. Such as 1) porn star names sound a lot like comic book names. Carter Cruise? Riley Steele? Alter egos that could have been cranked out in the DC superhero factory. And 2) would superheroes really need to wear condoms? With all of the superpowers they boast, wouldn’t imperviousness to STDs be at the top of the list? But enough comic book/porn fanboy positing—on to the matter at lube-slathered hand. Supergirl XXX stands proud and firm as another solid superhero spoof in the Axel Braun canon. As usual, Braun approaches the source material with a combination of reverence, bawdy wit and erotic heat. Carter Cruise hits her mark as the plucky heroine who tirelessly fights to save the world when she’s not taking fat pricks into her fuckholes. The video begins with Cruise fucking Brainiac—a well-crafted approximation of a mutant comic book baddie, though it’s a little distracting that the only part of his body that isn’t green is the gnarly, blood-swollen log between his legs. No matter—the fleshy protuberance pierces Cruise’s sphincters with villainous aplomb. Porn vet jessica drake puts her gravity-defying ass to work in a dynamic trio that will make your eyes pop. And Katrina Jade cracks open Riley Steele’s clam to slurp up that briny delicacy. Supergirl XXX will give viewers a pocketful of kryptonite—or at least some other type of rock-like substance.

A couple of thoughts pop up like an awkward boner while watching Supergirl XXX. Such as 1) porn star names sound a lot like comic book names. Carter Cruise? Riley Steele? Alter egos that could have been cranked out in the DC superhero factory. And 2) would superheroes really need to wear condoms? With...
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Riley Steele, Katrina Jade, Jessica Drake, Derrick Pierce, Ryan Driller, Damon Dice, Charles Dera & Van Wylde


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Axel Braun
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