Super Stacked

With its top-heavy array of talent, Super Stacked promises mounds of fun. And it largely delivers on that promise, though there’s some slogging involved before the viewer reaches the masturbatory mountaintop. Blond bra-buster Caitlin Bell is pretty enough, though her massive dairy domes seem of questionable provenance, jutting from her chest like a pair of volleyballs. After an unnecessarily lengthy pre-sex tease sequence (memo to the editing room: don’t bore us; get to the chorus), relentless cock slinger Manuel Ferrara swoops in to ramp up the action. Ferrara’s cock saws away in Bell’s cleavage like he’s competing in the Lumberjack World Championships before he finally taps into her twat and approaches his seed-spilling mission with laserlike focus and fierce determination. After a while, though, the scene begins to drag with the mechanical weariness of a Soviet-era industrial training video. Luckily, a scene featuring Katalina Kyle fares better. There’s nothing fake about this mountain-mammed stunner—her body is all heart-stopping curves, like a racetrack that might kill you, but is worth the risk. Kyle’s mammoth milkers sway with a pendulous majesty that’s mesmerizing, and Ferrara brings his anal A-game, hammering Katalina’s colon like a hired goon working over a deadbeat. Some much-welcome diversity arrives in the shapely form of Latina vixen LaSirena69, whose unusual nom de porn isn’t her only attention-grabbing attribute. Providing a nice contrast to the Big-Boob Blonde Brigade that preceded her, LaSirena69 sports a bombshell body topped with eye-popping casabas that pitch and roll wondrously as Ferrara pounds her twat. Despite some sagging moments, Super Stacked will provide a nice lift to teat-meat aficionados. — P.D.R.