Suicide Squad XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

Where Suicide Squad drew a collective “Meh” from fanboys and critics alike, its XXX counterpart earns a standing ovation in viewers’ pants. As always, director Axel Braun balances a fidelity to the source material with the tongue-in-ass-cheek attitude necessary for a porn parody. The standout performer here is Kleio Valentien as anarchic wiseass Harley Quinn, whose mouth is alternately full of one-liners and stiff cock. Suicide Squad XXX kicks off by pairing Valentien with Asa Akira’s Katana character in a padded room. The two turn in a genuinely passionate scene, with Akira spit-shining Valentien’s asshole while finger-drubbing her baby hatch. Akira displays a gymnast’s grace, putting ankle to ear in a standing Y as Valentien tongue-scours her twat. Next a team of warped supervillains is assembled to sneak into Arkham Asylum, where Killer Frost (Anna Bell Peaks) and Poison Ivy (Katy Kiss) pump the Riddler (Owen Gray)—or, rather, get pumped by the Riddler— for information. Peaks and Kiss straighten out the dangling question mark between Gray’s legs with their tongues, then double-team him in an incredibly athletic threeway. Technically, Frost’s pussy would probably freeze the Riddler’s prick, but whatever—suspension of disbelief is equally important in comic books and porn. Tommy Pistol’s Joker comes off a bit simpering, but he proves his heterosexual bona fides when he and Batman (Charles Dera) take turns in Valentien’s glimmering shitpit for a video-closing fuck-off. Suicide Squad XXX is a killer addition to superhero porn.