Squirtatious

Squirt fans have been spoiled rotten by the flood of controlled pissing in most gusher flicks lately. It’s good, wet fun, but it’s not what real squirting looks like. This one bills itself as the real deal, and while truth is the first casualty in war and porn, at least this one tries to imagine what female ejaculation (rather than a fire hydrant) might look like. So be ready for a lot of solid fucking on the way to the waterworks. The lineup includes gonzo stalwarts like Hunter Bryce and Amber Rayne, both of whom put in energetic performances. (Rayne reveals that she named herself after a racehorse, not her later-discovered squirt talent.) The entire cast brings a sleazy, fuck-your-brains-out charm to this picture, with Charley Chase and Ashli Orion hitting some of the standout moments. The well-toned convulsions of India Summer are also worth a mention. Is it just us, or does she look like Sandra Bullock after a long night? While it’s not a masterstroke, this is a solid little squirt picture that should slake the thirst of any true ladycum connoisseur.