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Squirt for Me Vol. 5

If you’re of the “the wetter, the better” state of mind, this offering will tap a gusher for you. Grab a mop and bucket, because Squirt for Me Vol. 5 requires some serious cleanup. Heavily tattooed, goth-flavored Joanna Angel, who at this well-seasoned point looks not far away from serving lunches at St. Decrepit’s School for Way ward Suicide Girls, cracks the seal and opens the spigot in this one. Angel squirts at the slightest jostling of her pussy and works herself up to Niagara Falls-level ferocity. Pity the poor fucker who made his place available for this scene, because Angel’s scent is going to permeate those couch cushions for a long, long time. This is half porn shoot, half “before” scene for a Depend’s commercial. Abella Danger is a willowy whippet of a thing, and her ability to tap a massive geyser from her snatch with the gentlest manipulation of her fingers is undeniable. The sex is nearly inconsequential in this video, drowned out as it is by the tidal waves of vagina juice that wash over the proceedings. Still, Danger deepthroats like a champ and endures a particularly fervent poking. If your ideal sex scene is best accessorized by a plastic tarp and a wet vac, Squirt for Me Vol. 5 will definitely make a splash. —P. D. R.

If you’re of the “the wetter, the better” state of mind, this offering will tap a gusher for you. Grab a mop and bucket, because Squirt for Me Vol. 5 requires some serious cleanup. Heavily tattooed, goth-flavored Joanna Angel, who at this well-seasoned point looks not far away from serving lunches at St. Decrepit’s...
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Abella Danger

Joanna Angel, Anna Bell Peaks, Katya Rodriguez, Mick Blue, Ramon Nomar & Manuel Ferrara.


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Mason
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