Spider-Man XXX

Where is the superhero who will save us from the onslaught of superhero parodies? Coming from the team that made the entertaining Batman XXX, this new piece of sacrilege is aboveaverage for the genre, with some nifty special effects and ridiculous feats of endurance. (How long would you be able to keep a stiffy hanging upside-down?) Office girl Sarah Shevon warms up the action, trashy blonde Tara Lynn Fox ups the voltage, Ash Hollywood sluts it up as Gwen, and Capri Anderson shows some fine oral talents as Spidey’s fuck bunny, Mary Jane. As for the acting, well, just remember that this is a porn parody of a comic-book franchise. In other words, drop your expectations along with your pants. Dick Delaware deserves a hand, though, for hamming it up as the zap-happy Electro. And Brooklyn Lee finally settles that age-old fanboy debate: Yes, the Black Widow takes it in the ass. Best superheroine ever!