Some Pussy for the Devil

Kate scoffed when folks told her that she’d go to Hell for her sinnin’ ways, but soon she found herself naked in a burning haze. To get out of the fiery hollow, the horny lass came up with a deal that the Devil would surely swallow.

Midway through taking Old Scratch’s pitchfork in her molten abyss, the fickle reprobate changed her mind about returning to the surface. She wanted to stay and redecorate the flaming pit. “I’m thinking top-to-bottom makeover,” Kate mused. “Is there an IKEA down here?” The Devil sighed, “Now I’m the one who’s in deep shit.”