Sexual Athletics

With overprivileged, self-entitled jocks like Ryan Lochte and Ray Rice running amok, Sexual Athletics offers a gratifying display of sports-related misbehavior that will have you clenching your fist in something other than rage. The title pretty much explains the theme—chicks work up a sweat on the playing field before getting a carnal workout. Tight-bodied, bright-eyed blonde Kayden Kross knocks some balls around on the tennis court before hitting the showers, revealing jaw-dropping dairy domes topped by nipples that jut like thumbs. Enter scruffy brute Manuel Ferrara, who practically gnaws those nipples off and drills one deep into Kross’s cunt court with the furor of a classic John McEnroe tantrum. Manuel’s scene-capping scum salvo goes slightly out of bounds, aiming for Kross’s yap and spritzing her cheek— but, hey, no harm, no foul. Tawny-skinned brunette Morgan Lee and brickhouse blonde Assh Lee (presumably no relation) shoot some hoops, then take it to the hole big-time, double-dribbling on Ferrara’s pogo stick and enduring a ferocious anal threeway. Ferrara stacks his fuckholes one on top of the other and alternates stabs between Morgan’s pussy and Assh’s rosebud, scoring points with every lunge. Stella Cox has an out-of-control body, packed into a flag-patterned bikini that will make viewers—part of them anyway—stand up and salute. After Cox tongue-scours Ferrara’s bung, he folds her in two and wrecks her ass with a vigorous ATM session. Like a recent notable sports scandal, Sexual Athletics will leave balls deflated, but in a good way.