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Senora Seductions

The species known as Latin Cougar hasn’t gotten the in-depth attention it deserves, so this movie definitely addresses a scientific gap. Here’s what we’ve learned: 1) they have a habit of wandering into strange apartments halfdressed; 2) they’ll cook you a taco even if you’re not hungry (in which case, they’ll blow you); 3) if you work for them they might give you a raise based on how bad you want it; 4) they’re one of the last remaining species to fall for the old casting couch trick; and 5) despite their maturity, they have an immature craving for instant gratification. If you’re interested in learning more about these well-groomed, curvy creatures and their aggressive mating habits, you will find this overdue study particularly stimulating.

The species known as Latin Cougar hasn’t gotten the in-depth attention it deserves, so this movie definitely addresses a scientific gap. Here’s what we’ve learned: 1) they have a habit of wandering into strange apartments halfdressed; 2) they’ll cook you a taco even if you’re not hungry (in which case, they’ll blow you); 3)...
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Starring

Monique Fuentes, Claudia Valentine, Raquel Devine, Gabby Quinteros, Zoe Holloway, Anthony Rosano, Rocco Reed, Kris Slater, Derrick Pierce & Danny Mountain


Directed By

Marc Twain & Martha Washington
Bluebird Films