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Scream XXX: A Porn Parody

The original Scream managed to be scary and funny at the same time. This one doesn’t manage either one, but it’s got a pre-title fuck scene of Lily LaBeau getting creamed on the couch that almost makes up for it. Director Eli Cross himself is the “arrogant, talentless asshole” making a Scream parody in the midst of a killing spree, which is sort of a clever twist on the Scream idea—and makes for some decent porn in-jokes. More importantly, this flick features fine young talent in the shape of milky fresh Jessie Andrews and anal-willing Angelica Lane. But honors for the most weirdly arousing scene go to Zoe Voss and Scarlett Fay’s girl-girl lickfest. They’re both so skinny, they look like underfed ZILFs (Z is for zombie). Lovely Sarah Shevon brings back the healthy look in a fine buttfuck finale with plenty of splatter (not the bloody kind). Is this the porn parody to end all porn parodies? Unfortunately not. The nightmare continues….

The original Scream managed to be scary and funny at the same time. This one doesn’t manage either one, but it’s got a pre-title fuck scene of Lily LaBeau getting creamed on the couch that almost makes up for it. Director Eli Cross himself is the “arrogant, talentless asshole” making a Scream parody in...
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Starring

Jessie Andrews

Lily Labeau, Sarah Shevon, Zoe Voss, Scarlett Fay, Angelica Lane, James Deen, Evan Stone, Danny Wylde, Rocco Reed, Eli Cross & Ron Jeremy


Directed By

Eli Cross
Vivid Entertainment/Axel Braun Productions