Scream XXX: A Porn Parody

The original Scream managed to be scary and funny at the same time. This one doesn’t manage either one, but it’s got a pre-title fuck scene of Lily LaBeau getting creamed on the couch that almost makes up for it. Director Eli Cross himself is the “arrogant, talentless asshole” making a Scream parody in the midst of a killing spree, which is sort of a clever twist on the Scream idea—and makes for some decent porn in-jokes. More importantly, this flick features fine young talent in the shape of milky fresh Jessie Andrews and anal-willing Angelica Lane. But honors for the most weirdly arousing scene go to Zoe Voss and Scarlett Fay’s girl-girl lickfest. They’re both so skinny, they look like underfed ZILFs (Z is for zombie). Lovely Sarah Shevon brings back the healthy look in a fine buttfuck finale with plenty of splatter (not the bloody kind). Is this the porn parody to end all porn parodies? Unfortunately not. The nightmare continues….