Sailor Poon: A XXX Interactive Parody

Unless you were once a ten-year-old Asian kid, you’ve probably never seen the Japanese anime Sailor Moon. All you need to know is that Sailor Scouts never run from a real fight—or, in this XXX version, a hard cock. And what could be better than porn stars posing as superheroes posing as Japanese schoolgirls? Besides getting your magical scepter sucked by one of them, nothing! In this POV saga, the evil queen can’t seem to defeat the Sailor Sluts except by infiltrating their dreams and having them fucked senseless. Fingers, dildos and dicks penetrate their Dark Kingdoms, starting with Asa Akira’s Sailor Mars. Yes, she’s the only Asian in this hardcore spin on the franchise, but her cries while getting creamed tell us she likes the spotlight. But it’s the baby-voiced Lexi Belle as the title character who really shines. She sucks and fucks as if it’s the end of the world. The graphics are laughable, and the jokes are lame. But this interactive parody lets you pick the sailor you want, the sex position, camera angle and when you want to unload.