Riding the Flying Pink Pig
This third helping of director Erica McLean’s Flying Pink Pig franchise is the most gluttonous one yet, boasting eight of porn’s favorite dishes and the tasty original track “Pink Pussy” by none other than Snoop Dogg. The rapper mashed up hip-hop and porn with his HUSTLER Video pals back in the day, and now he’s back, hungry for more. (Yes, this review has some shameless self-promotion, but we gotta eat too.) This time out, the food-truck fuckdolls are expanding into personal delivery with their aphrodisiac additives. Cherubic Sunny Lane kicks off the action, setting a standard for service that the rest of the cast easily matches, especially MILFy muffin Nicki Hunter and original squirt queen Cytherea, who douses a triple-chick lickoff. Yes, the movie piles on the corny clichés, but it rolls along from one treat to the next like a face-stuffing contest, with the soundtrack giving it just the right groove. As long as the Valley Girl chattering doesn’t work your nerves too much, chances are you’ll leave this fuckmobile with a smile on your face. As an extra side order, the DVD includes Erica’s music video for Yg $oprano featuring Mack 10. If you’re ready to pig out, order this flick now on page 124.