Alt-porn queen Joanna Angel directs this punked-out lickfest with vaginal verve. In a standard eat-out session to warm up the disc, lonely Kimberly Kane manages to bring her gadget voice “Sally” to life in the shape of cute, blue-haired newcummer Vulpix. Fleshy pole dancers Angel Blaze and Sasha Sweet up the ante by rimming each other’s buttholes clean as a whistle. Their sweetest moment comes when Sasha pussyfarts right into Angel’s face. Truly romantic. Next, self-confessed slutty receptionist Cait Kennedy wants superstar Justine Joli to be rough with her, and she gets her wish as the movie suddenly roars into Scorchville. Appropriately, Cait has a tattoo on her torso that reads, “If we go down, we go down together.” We hope one of these two ladies proposed at the end of the scene. A finger-fucking matchup like theirs should never end. Blond siren Aiden and pierced black pinup princess Roggie add some great eye candy, and the gothy finale with Andy San Dimas and Dee caps off the vagfest in tacky style. Pussyeating Pros delivers groin-level production values and top-notch ladyflesh. If you always wanted to watch your local hipster muff-divers in action, don’t waste time on amateurs. Get the pros.