If you were hoping for a documentary about tuxedo rentals and the proper etiquette for chaperones, you’ll be disappointed. But if you think prom means horny teenagers losing it in the backseats of limos, you’ll rate this one an erect most of the time. (If you could keep it up all the time, you’d be in porn.) The acting ain’t great (like you care) but it’s what shallow, Californicated teens who crave validation really behave like these days. Cute Latina Selena Rose is clearly the queen of this flick and puts out with two scenes that will beat your prom stories cold (even the bullshit ones). Exotic, busty beauty Yurizan Beltran and ditzy blonde Tara Lynn Foxx are more interested in banging their teacher than their prom dates (sound familiar?), but at least seeing them naked will help you forget how much money you spent on that stupid corsage. Nobody in this flick actually makes it to the prom, so, apart from a couple of tiaras and a limo scene, this movie could be about anything. Alas, the definitive prom porn still has yet to be made. In the meantime, you could do worse than spike the punch with Selena.