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Pretty Hot, Pretty Dirty

Sweet little hotties take loads to their bodies in Pretty Hot, Pretty Dirty. The feast of female flesh begins with Kirsten Lee, a petite wonderfully dirty blonde. Lee—who plays a delivery girl tasked with ushering a chicken sandwich to a music exec’s home—isn’t for the dedicated tit aficionado; you practically need an electron microscope to locate her breasts. Nonetheless, it’s nice to see a gender-flipping take on the threadbare pizza-boy porn trope. While she’s busy delivering food to the overprivileged, Lee enjoys a meal herself, choking down the exec’s beefsteak burrito as she kneads his nut sac like she’s working pizza dough. Mr. Producer screws her as hard as he would a naive songwriter, folding her knees-to-shoulders and plowing his way to a cream pie. Next comes ditzy blonde Kenzie Greene—vapid and in need of constant validation—in short, easy pickings for a keen-eyed horndog. Overeager, self-conscious and absolutely perfect, Greene allows her peach to be split wide open by a photographer tasked with snapping her for an online profile. Greene’s moans ring as hollow as her head, but no matter. Pretty Hot, Pretty Dirty won’t win any Oscars, but it’s pretty fucking good nonetheless. Call 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com to order. —Pico D. Ribibi

Sweet little hotties take loads to their bodies in Pretty Hot, Pretty Dirty. The feast of female flesh begins with Kirsten Lee, a petite wonderfully dirty blonde. Lee—who plays a delivery girl tasked with ushering a chicken sandwich to a music exec’s home—isn’t for the dedicated tit aficionado; you practically need an electron microscope...
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Kenzie Greene
Elena Koshka

Kirsten Lee, Zelda Morrison, Alec Knight, Lucas Frost, Tommy Gunn & Evan Stone


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Rick Davis
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