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December 2024

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Pretty Ass Fuck

This pleasant little piece of shit-pipe cinema gives us a perfect excuse to continue our intellectual inquiry into the pertinent question: Why do we want to fuck women in the ass? Well, if a lady has a booty like bronze Blasian lovely Leilani Leeanne, obviously you want to own that shit balls-deep. That answer may be a little too highbrow, of course. So consider, if you will, the apple-bottom backside of fuckdoll Jynx Maze. That cum funnel of hers is probably as tight as they make ’em, but her scat chute has got to be even tighter. The Tight Argument, as it’s known, is compelling, but paired with the Loud Factor, it’s damn near irrefutable. A wrong-hole reaming will turn even a quiet type like Asian feline London Keyes into a squealing banshee. At this point in the picture, your powers of thought may be weakening somewhat, but stay alert enough to gaze upon the gape of double-penetration doyenne Bobbi Starr. We can’t help but suspect that there, deep in that mysterious black hole, lie hidden the ever-elusive answers we seek. That, dear friends, is why we butt-fuck.

This pleasant little piece of shit-pipe cinema gives us a perfect excuse to continue our intellectual inquiry into the pertinent question: Why do we want to fuck women in the ass? Well, if a lady has a booty like bronze Blasian lovely Leilani Leeanne, obviously you want to own that shit balls-deep. That answer...
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Starring

Leilani Leeanne, London Keyes, Jynx Maze, Bobbi Starr, Erik Everhard, Mark Ashley & Mr. Pete


Directed By

Chris Streams
The Ass Factory/Jules Jordan Video