Office Perks

If your New Year’s resolution isn’t to bang the next hot temp that shows up at your office, it should be. Consider this U.K. import a handy how-to guide. Temps and interns—especially the ones with big racks and tight skirts—are always trying to distract from the fact that they don’t have a clue. This is where you come in: Nothing diverts attention from incompetence like a good blowjob and a dripping twat. (Don’t worry about the cum stains on that report. No one’s going to read it anyway.) Temps also need to have things explained very carefully, such as how zippers work and what a desk is for. This little management seminar covers all that, with the help of some stacked visual aids. Highlights include Jasmine Webb and Emma Butt showing commendable teamwork, the Lee twins pulling double duty and enough bulging British boobs to make Benny Hill explode. Office work has already fried your brain; don’t let it kill your cock too.