Nude Content

“Don’t think of it as porn; think of it as content.” The magic words used by every online pimp—er, Webmaster—these days. Thanks to the power of euphemisms, struggling model Raven agrees to pimp out her friends without a second thought. This is one of those slick flicks where everyone hangs out in lofts and their favorite word is “sexy.” You’ll want to keep a finger on fast-forward, at least until you get to the girl/girl scene with Raven and BFF Alexis (Jelena Jensen). It’s a charmer, even if they were obviously trying not to get lube all over the expensive pool table. The next willing Web slut is Charley Chase. She may be the least modelesque piece of “content” in the movie, but she’s obviously the most fun. Yep, fuckability is more than skin deep. Raven finally gets conned into banging her buyer, of course, which makes for an unexceptional finale. Does she at least feel like a whore afterward? No, this is a pimp’s fantasy, so she falls in love with the sleazebag. By the way, if you’re using this movie as a how-to guide, be warned that they left out the sexiest part of the job: making the girls fill out their paperwork correctly!