Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX

It looks like Bree Olson hit the gym for this one, but don’t worry; she’s still one of the biz’s best jigglers. Lending her all-American-girl image to a role that was on TV before she was born, Bree plunges into it with loads of attitude and physical stamina. Slo-mo running was never bouncier. The supporting girls are cute (especially Danica Dillon), but their scenes are filler compared with Bree’s. She and horny ex-husband Steve Austin, who sit on couches and bicker whenever they’re not fucking (on couches), team up to battle bad Russkis. Remember the Cold War? Slo-mo jumping and Styrofoam rock-throwing ensue. The sex is standard— shouldn’t it be more bionically awesome?— but the script and acting are goofy enough to keep spirits up. Watch Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX while you’re on the treadmill. You’ll never be bionic, but you could probably use the exercise.