Not Animal House XXX

How do you spoof the granddaddy of anarcho gross-out comedies? By loading your flick with as much ladyflesh as you possibly can, then bet on the fact that no one is going to watch it sober. On the run from a snooty Omega bash, Asa Akira and Jessie Andrews join the slut bash at Delta house, where starlet Katt Dylan and loose Latina Vicki Chase suckle random cock and clit while the famous fat slob gawks. J.J. Hollyberry’s Bluto ain’t Belushi, but he’s still the funniest thing in the movie. Prissy peroxide Omegas Britney Amber and Spencer Scott lay down a nice muff-diving interlude for him, then it’s back to the Deltas slobbering over more cock—and, appropriately, whining about a pop quiz. Meanwhile, Dean Wormer (played with menace by Tom Byron) cornholes a student body, and Jessie and Asa get pinned thanks to their blowbang skill. Finally, it’s toga time! The party’s a pussy avalanche, of course, but Jessie steals the show with her usual 4.0 fucking. Asa’s moment to shine comes in a good finale dicking that for some regrettable reason doesn’t climax in one of her great ass-shaftings. When it comes to comedy, sitcum pioneer Will Ryder is no John Landis, but his spoof delivers, with enough fuck scenes to stock a sperm bank and eight hours of footage on two discs. That’s a lot of meat for you animals to pig out on. Better lay in a few kegs for the ride.