Neighborhood Slut Watch

This is the good kind of Neighborhood Watch, where nobody gets triggerhappy and there’s no media circus afterwards. Everybody just gets to know their neighbors a whole lot better! AVN Best Actress Award-winner Jessie Andrews kicks off the fun by shooting (with a camera) her cute 20-year-old self goofing around in the bathroom, then waking up her dude with a blowjob and turning into a hyperventilating human pretzel. No wonder she’s the Best Actress. If somebody’s doing a porn version of The Exorcist, Jessie’s your girl! Her wild rug-burn show is a tough act to follow, and the rest of the scenes are standard-issue in comparison, but all the next-door types are strokeworthy enough. The two-girl finale with barely legal dolls Casey Cumz and Mischa Brooks brings up the rear nicely, with Casey taking it in the ass just to be neighborly. So stop spying on the people next door; you’ll end up in jail that way. Watch this instead.