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December 2024

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Mia Lina

Amy (Mia Lina) wasn’t feeling well. Unfortunately, her cut-rate health insurance often forced her to see subpar physicians. That’s why she ended up visiting Dr. P. Niles Parker (Scott Lyons), whose office was located in his studio apartment above an exotic-pet store.

Sticking to his protocol with female patients, Dr. Parker immediately asked Amy to undress. And then, in accordance with that protocol, the M.D. discarded his own clothing. “A-ha,” Dr. Parker remarked confidently. “You have a protein deficiency.”

Looking Amy over, he continued, “As luck would have it, I’ve been working on my own unique protein-delivery system. I don’t have the patent yet, but the clinical tests have been promising. Here, let me show you how it works.”

When Dr. Parker placed his erect cock in her hand, Amy knew something wasn’t right. “This can’t be the way to cure a protein deficiency,” she protested. “And you definitely can’t patent it.”

“Why not?” Dr. Parker brusquely countered.

“Because my last doctor used this same method to cure my carpal tunnel syndrome!”

Amy (Mia Lina) wasn’t feeling well. Unfortunately, her cut-rate health insurance often forced her to see subpar physicians. That’s why she ended up visiting Dr. P. Niles Parker (Scott Lyons), whose office was located in his studio apartment above an exotic-pet store. Sticking to his protocol with female patients, Dr. Parker immediately asked Amy...
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Mia Lina & Scott Lyons.