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Madison Ivy & Barry Scott

Thanks to her awesome breasts, Roxana (Madison Ivy) has always had an easy lot in life. From an early age, men would bend over backwards to please her. Roxana never had to woo a dude in the least. So when her enigmatic, bespectacled coworker Gary (Barry Scott) showed no interest in her, she was mystified. Roxana became hell-bent on banging him…in fact, banging him with extreme prejudice.

Roxana tried to talk to Gary at the office, but he was always listening to the band Toto on his iPod. One night after work, the determined gal infiltrated Gary’s weekly Scrabble game. She spelled out “I Love U” with her tiles, but he challenged the play on the grounds that it wasn’t a valid word. Her opponent was correct.

Fearing she was running out of chances with Gary, Roxana took bold action. The knockout showed up on his doorstep unannounced. When Gary opened the door, she told him he could do whatever he wanted with her.

“Do you mean sexually?” Gary asked.

“Yes, absolutely,” Roxana gushed. “Emotionally, spiritually and physically, I am all yours.”

“Cool,” Gary snorted. “Start off by getting me a beer.”

Thanks to her awesome breasts, Roxana (Madison Ivy) has always had an easy lot in life. From an early age, men would bend over backwards to please her. Roxana never had to woo a dude in the least. So when her enigmatic, bespectacled coworker Gary (Barry Scott) showed no interest in her, she was...
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