Lexington Steele: The Connoisseur

If anyone knows anything about apex-level porn, it’s journeyman fuck machine Lexington Steele. In The Connoisseur, Lex gets to show off his XXX acumen with four of adult entertainment’s most talented vixens. Things get hot fast with the incomparable Kenzie Anne, adorned in high-end lingerie and dripping sex appeal. If you actually manage to not blow your nut five seconds into her flawlessly executed oral, congratulations…because the best is yet to come. Cowgirl, doggy and straight-up deep-dicking culminate in a mouthful of hot love lava for this thirsty blonde. For our next course, April Olsen brings the heat with a passionate yet undeniably slutty tour de force. April is a heroic sword-swallower, inhaling Lex’s 11-inch meatsicle like it was her last meal. And while Lex’s load is unrivaled, sadly half of his jizz ends up on the couch. An unfortunate facial fail, but they can’t all be bull’s-eyes. AVN Performer of the Year and HUSTLER cover model Gianna Dior is a vision in fence-net pantyhose and pink pleaser heels, but can she handle her hardcore assignment? She can and does, to the tune of multiple orgasms. In yet another perfect pairing, busty blond MILF Savannah Bond delivers some grade-A dirty talk in this very sexy throwdown: “Listen to the sound of that pussy. You make it so wet!” Between her mind-blowing mommy milkers and the intense start-to-finish action, you’ll wonder how you ever gooned without her. And when Lex blasts off, we learn the true value of fake eyelashes: cum-catchers! Lexington Steele: The Connoisseur is an undeniably solid showcase and a tasty tribute to Lex and his legendary steel. —W.L.